Hey! My name is Sam and I live in Melbourne Australia. Currently I am sitting in a random street munching on a muesli bar, and I think that tells you a lot about my life! I’m a 19 year old fountain of puns and dad jokes so bad, you’d probably want to punch me. I enjoy long walks into the dark abyss and crying because I don’t understand how to adult.
Have I left you all moist and flustered?
Come say hi!